Here is a little economics that I hope seems obvious (once considered)

As I’m sure many of you are aware of, there are some immediate economic problems facing the United States right now. A big one is that our economy isn’t doing much lately; it’s in a bit of a stall.

The idea behind capitalism, as a system, is that people with money available to invest in things actually invest in things that will make these wealthy people more money. A side benefit of this system is that these relatively wealthy people have to hire less wealthy people to put their various schemes in motion. This ‘side benefit’ really is a side benefit — if wealthy people could make money without paying any wages, they’d take that option every time. Or not, maybe, but they have done so every time they’ve gotten the chance.

If money itself was a real thing that had real value, this system wouldn’t work very well, but, happily, we have a kind of money that has a shifting value. Typically, when the system we have adopted works correctly, that value actually goes down a little every year. Yup, inflation. What this does for us is make wealthy people worry that if their money isn’t ‘working’ for them, it’ll eventually go down in value and be lost.

Side note: The inflation that helped European countries discover and develop capitalism wasn’t our modern, government-controlled-bank-controlled inflation system, they got their inflation from Mexico via Spain in the form of newly-mined Potosí silver. An historical accident, really. Anyway:

This means that people with cash laying around will try to invest it in things that return more than inflation will take away. Putting that money into a savings account (remember them?) made it available to that bank to loan to somebody who would pay back a little more than the bank would pay you in interest. The guy who borrowed your savings deposit would try and use the loan money to put himself in a position to pay back the loan and still make a little more. Another option was to skip the bank and invest directly in the dude (or gal) who had some money-making idea. That’s a simple way of describing the stock market.

Another side note: A lot of bank loans went to working folks who wanted (or needed) cars and/or homes for their own use. These borrowers were just betting that they were good for the money, and that having a car or a home was desirable; the effect is the same: someone got paid to make a car or part with a home, and the bank made a little more than they paid you for saving with them.

In any event, this whole system was kept going by the idea that money that sits around just goes down in real value, so people with money kept putting it back into the system hoping to stay ahead. So we had a situation where money sought out opportunity. Most of those opportunities involved people earning wages, which is money, so everything kept moving.

This turned out to be a pretty good system, all-in-all, and, arguably, a much better system than communism. (What as, to simplify, communism tried to take ambition out of the equation — with the results history has demonstrated.) Until…

Until

Inflation gets taken out.

Oopsie. Without inflation to worry about, money looks like a great thing to, er, invest in. When inflation goes away, cash is an awesome thing to have in your portfolio. Why invest your money (and risk losing some of it — always a risk even when the system is working correctly) when it’ll be worth just as much tomorrow as it was worth today? Or, maybe, even more?

That’s pretty much where we are today, sadly. A lot of banks have plenty of money (thanks, in many cases, to the fact that they were ‘rescued’), but they’d be stupid to put it into anything risky. There are also individuals who have money — lucky them — who are quite happy to hang on to it.

Where does that leave us?

Snide version: Depends on who ‘us’ is.

Thoughtful version: It leaves us wondering when inflation will come back and money will start flowing into the economy that we rely on.

OK, then, how might (a little) inflation get put back into the system? (A teensy, teensy bit of inflation, I promise.)

The banks can coast indefinitely on their (now healthy) reserves, so until something else comes along to change things, they’re gonna sit on whatever cash they can accumulate.

Yet another side note: Right now, the banks can get cash from the Federal Reserve for, well, pretty much for free. The banks love this cheap cash when cash is so awesome. The Fed is making this cash available in the hopes that the banks will put it into the economy. Good luck with that, Fed.

The government could print more money, right? That would cause inflation, wouldn’t it?

Yeah, but we have a grown-up economic system. The ‘let’s just print money’ thing does appear to add to inflation, but it really just multiplies inflation. Germany and Zimbabwe have both done it in living memory, but they did it to pay bills they couldn’t borrow to cover. They would have borrowed if they could have, but their economies were too messed up. This, in both cases, led to what is called hyper-inflation, which made their money worse than ‘variable’ in value, it made it worthless.

What the United States government is in a position to do is exactly what Zimbabwe and Weimar Germany couldn’t do: borrow.

Just like the potential home- or car-buyer mentioned previously, the U.S. government can tell potential lenders “I’m good for it, I’ll sign right now.”

Our government can get cash, right now, at less than 3%. Being the government (as opposed to a bank), it doesn’t need cash to sit on, it needs cash to invest. If it can get the economy growing again, it’ll have the income to pay back the loan. Just like some person who wants to buy, oh, a hot-dog cart, the U.S. government can say “when I have this cart, I’ll be able to pay you back.”

Here’s the cool bit: Once the government jumps in and starts borrowing (and spending) money, inflation will come back. It doesn’t even matter what the government spends money on. (WWII worked great for this, and WWII isn’t much remembered as terribly productive. Important, Noble, even, but WWII mostly blew shit up.) Once inflation comes back, private money (the money the banks and wealthy people have) will go back into the economy again.

It gets better. Timed right, the government can jump back out of the borrowing market before rates go up much and let the private money take over. That should leave the economy growing faster than the 3% the government can borrow at today.

Which means:

Our government could pay back all the loans with less money than it borrowed. And save the economy, which is to say “the capitalist system”.

So, you are advocating for increasing the deficit?

Yup. Deficit spending is the only tool we have to keep capitalism alive, and capitalism is the best system we have right now.

I’ve been back to Centennial twice this year now

4676451347_855fc8156c_m.jpgAs you can see, the tornados that menaced this corner of Ohio mercifully skipped Meinke’s Marina.

I had thought that villains had taken two of the steering wheel handles, but we found the missing ones today in the footwell. Somebody unscrewed them, but at least they left them there for us.

There’s a red wing blackbird nest under the pilot’s seat, and, man was momma bird pissed at us today. Not sure how that one is going to work out.

We got the heater taken apart. It may just need some cleaning, but I have a replacement burner for it if that’s what it ends up needing.

We’ll be in the water early July if the current schedule holds up. Here’s hoping…

Random update

I’ll start by mentioning the places I didn’t go this week: Honolulu, HI and Canton, OH (thereby connecting those two iconic American cities for, perhaps, the very first time).
Canton and Honolulu share something: they both have newspapers that are combining. Happily, I won’t be having much to do with either project for now.

I didn’t have to go to Hawaii because those folks have their shit together enough to figure out how to merge papers using their current software on their own. I didn’t have to go to Canton because they’re so far behind that there wouldn’t be enough work for me to do. Either way, cool with me.

I’m planning on going to visit Centennial tomorrow. It’d be nice to get her in the water soon (meaning in a week or so), but, well, we’ll see. There isn’t much in the way of dropping her really, just a little paint touch-up. There is one project that I’d like to complete while she’s on dry ground, though.

4650449807_14feb341f5_m.jpgThere is a roughly square hole that goes right through the boat, the one that the engine pokes out through. At a glance it looks like a clever solution to the problem of fitting a motor, but reflection exposes an annoying flaw. To elaborate, the hole the motor sticks out through functions as a speed brake; it interrupts the smooth flow of water from stem to stern.

I am pretty sure that this is a big cause of my tacking woes. I have a sheet of copper on the way that I’m going to fashion into a fairing that will smooth over this opening. We’ll see.

Ah, Rand Paul. Thanks, dude

So this Rand Paul character wins the Republican Senate primary in Kentucky. For a seat left in contention thanks to the resignation of the really good baseball player and, arguably, lousy Senator Bunning.

Rand Paul is a self-identified libertarian, and has, now, exposed some of the problems I have always had with libertarians. Chiefly, the libertarian idea that the occult hand of the market will correct errors — any kind of errors.

The spot where young Dr. Paul has gotten into trouble lately is on civil rights legislation; he has given the impression that he feels that having the government step in and tell business owners that they can’t refuse service to customers based on, oh, whatever, is wrong and that the market will punish said business owners perfectly adequately.

He seems to think that having the government telling business owners that black people have to be treated like, er, people is redundant, what as these businesses will go out of business if their business practices are, what? Unsound?

Seriously, WTF? Has this motherfucker ever been to Mississippi?

So I’m watching Jonathan Ross on the BBC

And he had Jeremy Clarkson and Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr. on, and that’s not what I want to type about. Nope.

I’m annoyed that an eHarmony.com ad made a big deal about intellect being one of 29 things that they match people up by. Seriously? Intellect and 28 other things? Um. Fuck eHarmony.com.

How about Intellect and then twenty-eight other, less important things. That may or may not matter. Stupid eHarmony.com.

Nova’s Mind Over Money

Nova, the PBS show for kids, did a takedown on the ‘Chicago’ school of Economics (A.K.A. ‘Freshwater’ school). It was delicious. There were even interviews with all the Chicago big-wigs; they smugly defended their theories (which was predictable) while every other part of the show — both the science bits and the straight history bits — proved them wrong.

Priceless.

The whole thing is available online from PBS here.